10. Your jokes get really lame.
9. Your entertainment for the entire day is a glass door shattering.
8. They feed you because you didn't get to go home for dinner.
7. Getting adequate sleep is a lost cause.
6. Your only hope for staying awake is iTunes.
5. A good portion of your day you don't have to follow the dress code because no one is there.
4. The lights turn off, the elevators require a special code to operate, and parking is free because it's after normal business hours.
3. You dream about apportionment schedules, leadsheets, and tax returns.
2. You're one of three people left on your floor.
1. All you can do is laugh when you fall out of your chair whilst trying to wave your Senior down because it really can't get any worse than it already has.
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