RV's Don't Belong in Regular Parking Spots

I hit up Wal Mart last night around 10 p.m. on my way home (yes I hadn't been home yet, but no I wasn't working that late).

I exited the store around 10:39 p.m. and found a ginormous RV parked approximately 1.5 feet from my vehicle. I did not snap a photo, but thought pretty long and hard about it. So this diagram will have to suffice. Please excuse the poor quality. I did it in 2 seconds in Paint.


Yes, the tan colored square is the RV, and the black square is my small TSX. Yes, they did park that crookedly, and yes I almost peed my pants in fear of scraping my beautiful black car up against the nastified RV that was a hundred years old. Notice that the RV was in a regular spot, next to regular cars. I know people drive their RVs around town and go shopping at Wal Mart, but don't they usually have the courtesy to park way far away and take up two spots? I thought so too.

After a 10 point turn, I finally got out unscathed.

I have two regrets: 1) as mentioned above I didn't take a picture. 2) Someone was still in the driver's seat, and I should have tapped on the window and told them to move their big-ass recreational vehicle out of my way. But I didn't do either.

It's probably for the best. Well, No. 2 at least.